Have you had accidents like this?

A woman goes to a very high-end jewelry store. That leaves about a diamond bracelet was more tours and trips to inspect it. Preference for a closer look, he accidentally goes to a gas. Very embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowly straightens and turns around to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. His fears were confirmed the right of the seller's standing behind him. cool as cucumber, the salesman greets the lady a very professional manner: "Hello, ma'am. How can we help you today?" Hoping against hope that he just was not there when its a small accident, "he said," Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? "He replied:" Madam, if you farted just looking around, you s *! T, if I tell you the price. Star, if you want to …

Funny.star LOL.very you.

Technibond Rose Diamond-Cut Star 8-1/2 Bangle Bracelet